FavreBrett Favre wants a trade from Green Bay, because he didn’t get his way on draft day. By all accounts the Packers could have gotten the very talented and the very large pain in the butt wide receiver Randy Moss for a song. Oh wait, Favre doesn’t want a trade, but he does want to take his ball and go home.

VickMichael Vick is in more trouble everyday about this dog fighting thing, yet still maintains that he had no knowledge of any of it. Oh, and by the way, Vick sold the property for half of what he paid for it. Nothing screams innocence like that Michael.

The Chicago Bears announced today that their talented punt returner, Devon Hester, will play 3-5 plays per game on offense next season to add a new weapon to quarterback Rex Grossman’s arsenal. Wow, that’s exactly 3-5 plays more than me!! Maybe if Grossman takes the snap and throws the ball straight up, Hester could catch it and act like it’s a punt. Short of that, I can’t see why this is significant. There is a reason that Hester is a back up cornerback… he can’t catch. If he could, he would be a wide receiver!!Hester

Finally, we have the Dallas Cowboys. A bunch of delusional idiots that has made themselves look like the biggest whinny babies in the history of the NFL, lead by head baby Terrell Owens. He and the very average running back Julius Jones decided to again throw former head coach Bill Parcells under the bus. Owens said he didn’t learn anything from the future Hall of Fame coach and Jones said that Parcells made him into a “robotic” runner. We’ll guys, when you’re 6 –10 next season, but enjoying the peaceful environment of the locker room, we’ll be enjoying the crap out of it.Owens

The bottom line is … either GROW UP or SHUT UP!!!