Week Three’s Perfect Picks

Thanks for checking back for this week’s “perfect picks”. I’m fresh off my terrible 11-5 week. I say terrible because my immense knowledge and talent should easily net me a 14-2 / 15-1 record regularly. Apparently, the planets haven’t been aligned properly!!!

The Cardinals fly cross country to face the Baltimore Ravens. Ray Lewis’ tricep is better and the Ravens will hand the Cards their butts on a platter.

 

The Bills and Jills travel to Foxboro to play the New England Cheaters, I mean Patriots. The Pats will absolutely destroy Buffalo in one of the most lopsided games of the season.

In my first real “step out” of the season, I think the Detroit Lion’s offense will go in to Philadelphia and B**** slap the Eagles, and ..Oh Yeah, Donovan, …you’re the only one that cares that you’re black.

Well, I talked earlier this week about the Texans growing up as a franchise and that I might pick them to stun the Super Bowl Champion Colts, …but I just can’t do it. The Colts will win this war by 3.

For the first couple of weeks, I thought that Trent Green was rusty, however, now I think that he is just old. Chad Pennington is hurt, …oh, what a shock!!! The Jets will win the puss-fest over the Dolphins 3-0.

In one of the big stinkers of the week, the Vikings will beat the crap out of the hapless Chiefs. It’s not that the Vikings are better than the Chiefs, but they are younger which gives them a “built in” excuse.

Norv Turner will continue to dismantle his fine football team this week when the Chargers travel to Green Bay. The Bolts will get punk’d by Brett Favre and the Packers in this surprisingly exciting game.

As you can tell from other posts on this blog, I like the “make-up” of the San Francisco 49ers. They are young, tough, and very well coached, but I think they run into a buzz saw in the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Black and Gold will win this contest decisively at home.

Come back later today to get the rest of my absolute Perfect Picks for week three. See-Ya!!